It seems so strange that Fundamentalists accuse atheists of having no morals, when it is often the grotesque immorality of the Bible that acts as one of inspirations to become atheist to begin with.
“Look I know you don’t feel the same way about me, I’m not stupid. It’s fine. I’m actually fine with the way things are that I’m in a constant state of agitation. It’s actually better than any real requited, love sex thing I’ve ever had…No I’m saying that I want to be your friend and it’s okay with me and it’s okay with me that there is nothing else but can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you…Yes I’ll be your friend and I won’t press you to be anything else if you just let me get it out one time…Pamela I’m in love with you, yeah it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you are just fun and you shit all over me. And you make fun of me and you are real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m gonna live a thousand years because that’s how long it’s going to take for me to have one thought about you which is that I’m crazy about you Pamela. I don’t want to be with anyone else…I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train, we were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand and I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you. It’s like a condition it’s like polio. I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you and I can’t be with you so I’m gonna die. And I don’t care because I was brought into existence to know you and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back is like greedy. I’m doing a bad job at this.”
Can we get a Friends With Bathtub Benefits up in theaters!?
The Louie episode “Subway/Pamela” is definitely my favorite episode so far in season two. Just when I thought I couldn’t swoon over Louis more after his rocking out to The Who he had to pull this awesome crap on me! Why CK isn’t making movies like crazy puzzles me!!!?? This man should be busting out the drama and comedy on the big screen! Woody Allen I think we have a leading man you should use in your next film that takes place in New York!
Louis CK just gets things so right and is a real guy. And the chemistry he has with Pamela Adlon has been so amazing to watch ever since they were on Lucky Louie over on HBO. That “I’m gonna go big and get the girl or go home and help her up with her groceries” speech was the sweetest, most beautiful thing ever. I don’t think any television show whether it has been How I Met Your Mother or The Office or Beverly Hills 90210 (okay maybe not the best examples to use) has made this “I have feelings and love you speech” seem so true to life. I certainly cried like a little baby during it. Who hasn’t been on either end of that conversation?! Louis just knows how to make the audience the right amount of uncomfortable at the same time as we can all go “Yep been there, seen that, done that, wished I had done that.” That opening subway scene was also just another instance of yep CK nailed it again. That is what us New Yawwwwkers see on the train every single day. And that black and white “I’m gonna be a hero and sop up that icky liquid” fantasy montage was brilliant. Louis CK is brilliant. He’s a genius. I think after seeing this one we all want to take a bath with him. Okay probably not at the same time, that would be weird right?
If you are not watching LOUIE what are you waiting for??
When I wake up in the morning, I just sit there and I’m like, ‘Uggghhhh…’ It’s a awful way to start your day. Every day starts with me like, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I just open my eyes, remember who I am, what I’m like, and I go ‘Ohhh…. I guess… I guess… do it… I dunno… I guess… oh my God.’ —
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